Scroll down the rabbit hole...

Welcome to the Maskuerade (We sell masks)

If what you seek is a new identity, a new personality, a new reality, then within these binds may it be found.

Beyond the horror, past the wimsy, entrapped in surreal utpoia, you will discover the person you are not. The elusive one. The one you long to be. The one you wish to be. The person of mystery and ambiguity.

So browse these walls, seek through the dark, and discover it. You may not know what to seek for, what to search for, but it is of little consequence ...it will find you...

(So to sumarize, that was a fancy way of saying, "We're amazing. Buy our masks.")

Within The Darkness...

There are many things.

Things which cannot be found elsewhere.

Things of unique beauty and horror.

You may find some things that are pleasant surprises.

And other things, you may pray that they do not find you...

So wander about. Meander as you please.

But be wary.

Some things are not meant to be seen...

(In other words, our masks are the bomb.)

Welcome to the shop (Buy Masks)

Where you may purchase desirable things (masks) to satisfy your fleshly nature.

Also, do not fear, our site is entirely experimental and no purchases will be completed... unless, of course, you insist upon giving me money. I won't complain...

(It's a student site. The shop ain't real man. It's a lie.)

Contact (Of The Sixth Kind)

If you must insist on conversing with a human earth larva, you may inquire via the provided email form below. But do not hold your breath in anticipation for a reply. Because we won't... reply, that is. Now, if you absolutely must hold your breath until we reply, we suggest not sueing us afterward if that happens to result in your death. For that would be a losing lawsuite for you. Here at The Maskuerade we do not provide the service of assisted suiced... we think you're perfectly able to do such tasks on your own...

(Don't actually contact me. Please.)