Here at the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Companion Cubes we strive to make it our mission to get rid of as many Cubes as possible. And what better way to do that then to make you buy one. Here at SPCCC we garantee to put the welfare of our Cubes above all else. As an Aperture™ owned company you know you can trust us. Remember, we only accept monetary donations and we promise that at least 5% of that will probably go to the needs of the Companion Cubes in our care.
Here at SPCCC we consider ourselves better than PETCC because, 1.) We have a calming navy blue and pink color scheme that lulls you into a false sense of security and, 2.) We make sure the Cubes in our care are our number one priority. A Companion Cube is the perfect companion because it'll never threaten to stab you as it, in fact, cannot speak. But if it does ignore what it says and bring it back for a partial refund.
