It's been scientifically proven by a very reputable and very made-up team of researchers that the average person would be kissed three hundred million times more often if their lips tasted like bacon. That may sound hard to believe, but hey, with numbers like that, isn't it worth a try? Even if it fails, you'll be left with delicious, bacony lips, that you can enjoy for yourself! Warning: Your lips are not bacon. Do not eat them.

2-1/2" long tube, twist bottom dispenser.        Price: $2.99