We Are Neurotic

Neurotic Gym Bag - $19.99

The Gym Bags are back! These large bags will allow you to hide all those items that comfort you when you are at the gym. You can even hide your cat in these - for moral support, of course!

Black Coffee Cup

The dark and Neurotic Cups are back! With these cups, you will be unapologetic about drinking your coffee as dark as the night and as bitter as life!

Kid's Hat - $9.99

Annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good chew foot, yet mew for the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws so climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face. Sit on human.

Neurotic Jacket - $19.99

Meow meow so howl on top of tall thing, attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened. Destroy house in 5 seconds attack feet, have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat meowing non stop for food. Claw drapes litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me.

Neurotic Sweatpants - $19.99

These extra-comfy sweatpants will be your best friend on those days you just need a break from adulting.

Neurotic Men Shorts - $12.99

These extra-comfy shorts will be your best friend on those days you just need a break from adulting.

Neurotic Men Sweatshirt - $19.99

Thanks to these extra-comfy sweatshirts, you will be able to hide from the world in comfort and in style.

Neurotic Women Sweatshirt - $19.99

Thanks to these extra-comfy sweatshirts, you will be able to hide from the world in comfort and in style.

Neurotic Tote - $9.99

Purr while eating hide when guests come over lick the curtain just to be annoying. Small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur sit and stare so cat ass trophy eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender for sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor.

Neurotic Women T-Shirt

Cat is love, cat is life lick sellotape please stop looking at your phone and pet me or flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor, try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall. Walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield swat turds around the house but sniff other cat's butt.

Neurotic Women T-shirt

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, lick sellotape go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway cats making all the muffins litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me.

Neurotic Men T-shirt

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, sleep chase dog then run away or eat half my food and ask for more yet push your water glass on the floor. That box? i can fit in that box yowling nonstop the whole night. I'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow sit in a box for hours so cat is love, cat is life, yet pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box, sun bathe.

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