1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 bottle of lactaid for lactose intolerance.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 carton of fertility drugs.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 case of Viagra.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 comfy ragged bathrobe.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 disfigured face mask.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 Droogie to Queen’s English-Queen’s English to Droogie pocket dictionary.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 extra long garden hose.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 armored vehicle equipped with hoses, gun racks, and turrets.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 flame thrower .

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 friend with enough sense to drop the video camera and concentrate on getting the &@$# out of town.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 giant bottle of KY personal lubricant—you’re pretty much screwed (pun intended).

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 heavy duty bioprotection suit.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 large bundle of bananas—apes LOVE bananas.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 nickle plated revolver for kidnappings.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 oversized fireproof subterranean book locker.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 pair of sturdy running shoes.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 Quietus do-it-yourself suicide kit.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 shotgun and crate of ammo.

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