Here at Distopia.com we believe that your best weapon against almost certain apocalypitic annihilation is a constant state of vigilance and preparedness. That it is not a matter of IF you will be disemboweled by an army of blood thirsty zombies or overtaken by a race of supreme alien beings, but when, and at what cost?
We have painstakingly researched various post-apocalyptic scenarios made popular in various films over the last half century and come up with what we believe the most comprehensive survival packages anywhere in the world. Whether you believe the world will succumb to the ravages of global warming or merely become overrun with drug-crazed anarchists, we have what you're looking for!
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Here at Dystopia.com we admit that we are human (for now) and we are prone to errors. If you feel we have overlooked some details, do not provide everything you will need to battle supernatural boogey men, or have missed the boat completely--please, tell us and we will consider adding it to our catalog.
However, we reserve the right to tell you to go to hell...have a nice day!!!